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Wrong Birds In My Yard

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I bought a new bird feeder and bird food in order to make my yard more interesting and enjoyable.

I put the bird feeder together and installed in a prominent place with an ample amount of bird food to attract what I hope would be some beautifully colorful birds.

The next day, these birds showed up-see the picture above! Wrong bird food?

I’m not one to let opportunities slip by, so I’m offering ostrich rides at $3 a pop! Who knows, we might become a tourist attraction, right? Are you up for it?

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Hank Eng, 1950 - 2023, https://gofund.me/7c8969da
Hank Eng, 1950 - 2023, https://gofund.me/7c8969da

Written by Hank Eng, 1950 - 2023, https://gofund.me/7c8969da

Retired from the Aerospace Industry. I write Satire, Humor, and Funny stories. about the absurd things in life. medium.com/metaphorically

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