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Wrong Birds In My Yard
1 min readMay 14, 2019
I bought a new bird feeder and bird food in order to make my yard more interesting and enjoyable.
I put the bird feeder together and installed in a prominent place with an ample amount of bird food to attract what I hope would be some beautifully colorful birds.
The next day, these birds showed up-see the picture above! Wrong bird food?
I’m not one to let opportunities slip by, so I’m offering ostrich rides at $3 a pop! Who knows, we might become a tourist attraction, right? Are you up for it?