Warning, do not engage with them! They will tell you outlandish, spine chilling, tales that will turn your hair white. They will tell you stories from their misbegotten youth at Yasgur’s farm at the Woodstock Music Festival, then they will make you drive them all day to visit their offspring. Lastly, you will end the day playing poker with their fellow inmates…uh, I mean friends at the community to take your last dollar from your possession. Oh, the horror!