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Vending Machines Can Never RIP Me Off
I always get what I paid for
People have always complained about vending machines taking their money and not receiving their selected product. Untold millions have been victimized by vending machines since these diabolical machines were installed to mentally unbalance humankind around the world.
I have always been able to receive the product I selected and paid for. It requires using physicality upon the offending machine that would be against the Geneva Convention if it had applied to machines.
Then the unthinkable happened. The Carvana Company came out with a new car vending machine. These machines are now in at least five states. You have 32 selections of cars to choose from. In order to set up your purchase, you need to go online to set up an account to pay for your car in actual money.
You will then receive a special coin for the vending machine. You buy your car by putting in the special coin into a slot, make your car selection; then the machine will cycle through and move your selected car to an access glass door to allow you to get into your car and drive away.
If the machine hangs up, then should I be forced to talk to a human to get my product? Can there be a kinder and gentler me to emerge to deal with this situation? Hmmm, what do you think? I can’t shake a 32 car vending machine!
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