Trump’s bold new promise to the world-”I and only I alone control when the Rapture happens. I will make it happen only in the countries who have shown their loyalty or given me money. Those in “Sh*thole” countries, I say “Suck It” Before I go view my advisors from “Fox and Friends”, I remind my devoted minions that elegant silk “Rapture” gowns that are designed by my beautiful, talented, and highly desirable daughter, Ivanka can be purchased from the Trump Campaign website!