Trump thinking of becoming a vegetarian? First of all, Trump doesn't a brain function close to what is considered thinking in most normal Humans, it probably is more of a brain fart moment. The second thing is, Trump’s bloodstream is so full of beef tallow and chicken fat that a mere carrot or stray green bean entering his digestive tract will so shock his body system that he may have a heart failure (maybe that’s a good thing?). He already smells like a walking deep fryer as it is!