To stave off their impending extinction, the traditional Republicans rehydrated their pantry stored Mitt Romney. They are hoping to rehydrate more but their pantry is in disarray and those who were walking around have now self-extincted. The Mueller Meteor is on track to impact on 1600 Pennsylvania Ave and due to prior contractual obligations Bruce Willis won’t be available to save them in a “Armageddon” movie fashion anytime soon.