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Things With Confusing Names

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Look at the above image. Notice the pink fluffy object? It is known by two names.

The first name that it is known by is Cotton Candy.

But it is not made of cotton, and it cannot be made into clothing that you can wear because it will melt.

Still, it is an edible treat. A sweet “candy” called cotton.

The second name that it is known by is Cotton Candy Floss.

I have already stated that it is not cotton.

It cannot be used as dental floss either, as it will melt.

Ironically, dentists like this floss, it pays for new sets of golf clubs.

This product may also be similar in a confusing way to another item.

The Edible Underwear, which I will leave to your imaginings!

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Hank Eng, 1950 - 2023, https://gofund.me/7c8969da
Hank Eng, 1950 - 2023, https://gofund.me/7c8969da

Written by Hank Eng, 1950 - 2023, https://gofund.me/7c8969da

Retired from the Aerospace Industry. I write Satire, Humor, and Funny stories. about the absurd things in life. medium.com/metaphorically

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