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They say that life doesn't give you any hard knocks that are more than you can handle. That little philosophical gem may be a false premise! When I was just out of High School, I managed to score a date with a girl that I had my eye on and she told me she had heard that I was a great dancer. I was preparing for our date, and I had just completed my shower when it happened. I was goofing around and started doing some dance moves when my bath towel entangled itself around my foot. I fell head-first into the opened toilet, gashing my forehead which later required 7 stitches. I had to postpone my date. That was definitely a harder knock than I could handle! I never did get another chance for a date with that girl and dancing has lost its luster for me since then. I did learn that toilets are definitely harder than my head. But then it's not a useful bit of knowledge anyway. Lol!!! Laughter is our shield! So, shields up!!!

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Hank Eng, 1950 - 2023, https://gofund.me/7c8969da
Hank Eng, 1950 - 2023, https://gofund.me/7c8969da

Written by Hank Eng, 1950 - 2023, https://gofund.me/7c8969da

Retired from the Aerospace Industry. I write Satire, Humor, and Funny stories. about the absurd things in life. medium.com/metaphorically

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