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There are ways of tracking down Trump if he goes running off in disguise. The suspect will have the stench of sulfur on him. He will be constantly de-gassing the digested Micky D’s. The suspect will have tiny baby hands, which is hard to disguise. He has a known fear of sharks. Walk up to the odiferous baby hands suspect in a shark costume, if he screams in fright and bats fly out of his mouth, then you have your man. There is no cure for bats in mouth disease!

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Hank Eng, 1950 - 2023, https://gofund.me/7c8969da
Hank Eng, 1950 - 2023, https://gofund.me/7c8969da

Written by Hank Eng, 1950 - 2023, https://gofund.me/7c8969da

Retired from the Aerospace Industry. I write Satire, Humor, and Funny stories. about the absurd things in life. medium.com/metaphorically

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