The Western States — “Do not schedule me to go there, they got huge amounts of vultures circling overhead all the time. Last time in Nevada, one of those flying bastards almost snatched Fluffy right off my head! The optics of my bald head all over the MSM fake news outlets would not be a good day at work for any of you. One last thing, send Melania to another Sh*thole country, she’s starting to think she runs this joint and I’m thinking I need to replace her soon. Will somebody tell Mike Pence to get out of here and get to work, I’m not being impeached today and there’s no reason for him to hang around for Christ’s sake.”