The Trump White House Reality Shows
Season 2
Satire
The national past time of watching Trump’s Reality TV Show is now well into it’s 2nd season. Who will “Outwit, Outplay, and Outlast the other White House Staff members to be “The Sole Survivor” of the Trump White House. Those staffers who departed or who are forced to leave are actually considered to be “Winners” instead of “Losers” in this game because they left with their reputation unbesmirched. The reality of this show is the “Sole Survivor” is the actual loser. Last Season, the Trump legal team which started out in the beginning to deal with the Mueller Probe consisted of 11 top lawyers. The “Sole Survivor” is Jay Sekulow. The open cast call for participants for this season is still ongoing.
“I Spy” is another Trump Reality Show began with the Trump premise that Former President Obama had a FBI informer spy on the Trump campaign. The so- called informer was identified as Stefan Halper a Republican who has one foot in academia, another foot in Republican policy government circles. He has been working in government from Reagan to the Obama Administrations dealing in Social Sciences and Foreign Policies. He’s been contracted by the Department of Defense since 2012, he made over a million dollars in different kinds of contract fees for research in the social sciences. He has taken notes on many various campaigns. Halper did make contact with Carter Page and George Papadopoulos and Sam Clovis. These were advisers to the Trump campaign focused on foreign policy and he had conversations and meetings with them during the end of the campaign in 2016. There is no evidence of Halper being embedded in anybody’s campaign. The FBI was interested in Halper’s conversations with Carter Page, George Papadopoulos, and Sam Clovis in because of its investigation of Russian interference in the 2016 Presidential campaign. Since it is still an ongoing investigation with the inclusion of Mueller, it was only natural that the FBI did not want its sources outed.
“Married With Children” A Comedic Reality Show of the Trump and Melania relationship. A kind of boring show that offers to viewers 2 people who rarely speak to, or look at, or smile at each other unless its for a photo op. Its like looking at 2 wax figures from Madame Tussauds Wax Musuem. People often switch to youtube to view videos of Monkeys flinging feces at each other for its hilarity or watch PBS videos of the U.S. Congress doing the same thing as the Monkeys are doing but they are called debates. It’s just as full of laughs.
“Who’s that Girl” Reality Show. Melania was discharged from the hospital after recovering from her kidney surgery. Trump tweeted a welcome home tweet to welcome her back. A Freudian Slip occurs when you want to say or write one thing but you say or write something that’s really on your mind. Trump committed a Freudian Slip when he sent out that tweet and misspelled Melania’s name as Melanie. Obviously it probably didn’t go well for Trump even thought he sent out a corrected tweet with the correct spelling later on.
This is the Melanie that Trump probably had in mind. She was at the Trump Golf Resort in Florida. He would be a goner if Melania can read thoughts.
“Where Is Hillary’s Email” Reality Show. This is Trump’s favorite show. The hilarious hunt for Hillary’s missing emails is the focus and goals of this comedy. The winner of this show will move on to join Trump’s badly depleted administrative staff, especially on the legal team.
This is the new Trump Reality TV Network Channel Logo! The Nation can hardly wait.
