The sense of balance might be premature, if it is discovered that the woman screamed not in distress but in the passionate throes of mutual orgasm with her husband, proving to the neighborhood, proving to the neighborhood the superiority of their technique and their sexual compatibility. This would require another zoom meeting to discuss how this couple is not a fit for the community standards!

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Retired from the Aerospace Industry. I write Satire, Humor, and Funny stories about the absurd things in life. medium.com/metaphorically

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