The leading industry in the Carolinas is pig farming. With the help of Hurricane Florence, the groundwater is now flavored with pig feces which will also offer many, not fun side effects. Fun diseases like Dysentery, Typhoid Fever, Cholera, Leptospirosis, and Hepatitis A.

Vector-borne diseases, such as Malaria, Dengue, Hemorrhagic fever, Yellow fever, and West Nile Fever.

None of the above dangers was mentioned by President “Mushroom Genitals” other than that flood waters and rains are really wet, Duh!