The “Glorious Orange Leader” imposed further sanctions against Russia for the nerve agent Novichok attacks in Britain and for the continuous violations of trade embargoes against North Korea. In an angry response, Putin revoked Trump’s Russian security clearance, deactivated Trump’s “Dick Tracy” wrist communicator, and named talentless actor Steven Seagal as Russia’s goodwill ambassador to the U.S. Sarah “Huckster” Sanders says the President will meet with Seagal to discuss world affairs as both Trump and Seagal are world famous for their knowledge and expertise in foreign affairs and policies. Trump will not un-revoke Pence’s security clearance as he feels that any man who calls his wife “Mother” has serious issues.