Tags I would curate:

Misshapened Donuts

Just Eat Pie Filling

Vengence By Fruitcakes

Deep-Fried Candy

Stop Wasting Whip Cream On Your Bed Partner

Gluttony A Way Of Life

Skinny People Never Have Fun

Sex? No, I Came Here To Eat

Barbeque Is A Sacred Religion

Cats Will Love You Regardless Of Your Weight

My favorite Tag:

If Can You Can Bake He Will Always Be Faithful