So Trump is looking for a sidearm to go with his (small fingers and genitals compensating) military uniform and parade? I have a suggestion. Since he loves gold, a gold-plated Taser pistol that is actually modeled to look like Clint Eastwood’s “Make My Day Punk!” weapon. Of course, we need not tell trump that it fires a 3 round burst automatically when the trigger is pulled and it fires backward! Thanks for another good read Allan.