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So, an inebriated John W. Armstrong published The Water of Life started this moronic trend of drinking a liquid that your own body is rejecting and expelling. More than likely, the idea the came to him when he began noticing that animals of all types, often lick their own privates and assumed that they were drinking their own urine. Not being sober enough to realize that animals have claws and that, they are smart enough to lick themselves clean so that they wouldn’t be shredding their private parts with their claws; then he wrote a book about pee drinking. I guess he made money and started a trend. Thank you, Darcy, for a good and funny read. I will not be accepting any cups of tea from people from this point on. I won’t take the chance! : ) ; )

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Hank Eng, 1950 - 2023, https://gofund.me/7c8969da
Hank Eng, 1950 - 2023, https://gofund.me/7c8969da

Written by Hank Eng, 1950 - 2023, https://gofund.me/7c8969da

Retired from the Aerospace Industry. I write Satire, Humor, and Funny stories. about the absurd things in life. medium.com/metaphorically

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