Seventeen rings for seventeen Deathriders (lawyers), one Dark King (Trump) to rule them. One Dark Lord (Putin) with the one ring to rule them all. The Dark Lord with his all-seeing eye keeps his gaze upon the Dark King and the seventeen Deathriders and their doings while sitting in his lair in the land of Mordor (Russia). Galadriel (Pelosi) has wielded her might with the aid of her allies and beat back the Dark King and his Deathriders this time, but the larger battle is to come again in 21 days. All the living beings in Middle Earth await with bated breath.