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Secret History Of The American Revolution
Revealed By President #45 *Satire*
On July 4th, 2019, President #45 broke with the traditional holiday way of celebrating the birth of our nation in a non-partisan and non-political manner. He decided that Authoritarianism and Nationalism would be the proper way to celebrate the 243rd birthday of America. He would give a speech, put our nation’s military hardware on display and have a military parade. The speech would be given at the Lincoln Memorial and a ticket holder's VIP box would be set up for elite supporters and wealthy donors of the RNC (Republican National Committee). The RNC would be in charge of distributing the VIP tickets. On the appointed day, a strange event occurred.
As President# 45 was about to give his speech, the teleprompters either malfunctioned or turned off or because possibly, the heavy rainfall made the teleprompters hard to read through the bulletproof screen that the President was standing behind from. His speech veered off from what he was supposed to give and he revealed his own secret version of the American Revolution.
“In June of 1775, the Continental Congress created a unified army out of the revolutionary forces encamped around Boston and New York and named after the great George Washington, commander in chief. The Continental Army suffered a bitter winter of Valley Forge, found glory…
