Scaphism is a Peruvian form of torture that takes many days of agony and death. The naked victim is covered in milk and honey (or maple syrup), Then the victim is tied spread-eagled onto an X framed made of wooden poles. The poles with the victim are then strapped onto the top of a canoe and the canoe is pushed out to the middle of a lake. Buzzing insects would be attracted to and bite, sting, lay their larvae into the victim because they are attracted to the milk and maple syrup. Eventually, the victim would empty their bowels onto the bottom of the canoe and attract flies and even more insects. The victim will endure days of pain, itching, and dehydration before dying. Now I’m not suggesting that it’s a good idea nor a thing to do, but I had this thought for a mini-second as a form of retribution for the sufferings of groups of people, present time and in the future that the Orange Menace caused and for his undereducated and uninformed minions. Paying Trump back with Maple Syrup.