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Revenge On My Cat
Cats are fun companions and entertaining members of your family. We have 2 cats in our family, but sometimes they can be disruptive and destructive. It’s not always fun and games.
One of our cats is named Joey, and he has a habit of toppling down our floor standing shelf rack and scattering all the shelf items onto the bathroom floor. He usually announces his having done this deed with loud victorious meows that can be heard in any room in the house. He is like a hero character in a sword and sorcery fiction, loudly proclaiming, “I have slained your dragon! Come now and see, I seek my reward!”
Joey has done this misdeed many times, and it is annoying to have to clean up and restore the items back to normal. I pondered what to do to dissuade him of this misadventure. He has no items of his own for me to put into disarray in his bathroom. His bathroom only consists of a cat litter box. I can only think of one way to have my revenge. I hesitate to do it as it is unorthodox, but I will have my vengeance!
I removed the cat litter box cover and peed into Joey’s bathroom! I left it as is without brushing over the wet spot with sand and left the cover off. Soon, mournful cries can be heard from his litterbox area. I went toward the source of the cries and discovered a very sad looking cat staring into his litterbox. Naturally, I told Joey that if he won’t be messing up…