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Quick Advice for Your New Year’s Eve Party
Some handy hints
2 min readDec 29, 2019
- Pick out what to wear ahead of time and make sure everything fits. This will avoid problems like your new pants being too long. Do not use a stapler for a quick fix instead of proper hemming, especially if you are wearing the said pants. You could accidentally staple your pant legs to your socks. This may prove inconvenient for you if the party was was really good and you have a need to remove said pants!
- Lock up your pets in a room where your guests won’t be using. If your pet lizard makes it up on the dining table and becomes a moving centerpiece, it may ruin your guest’s mood and appetite. Unless your party theme is the dining scene from the “Indiana Jones-Temple Of Doom” movie, nobody will eat if your pet lizard is roaming among the plates of food!
- Do not invite your crazy “Uncle Al” with the Accordion. I don’t need to say any more about this!
- Hide your porn videos and your Disco CDs’. There is always an inappropriate prankster jerk at every party. Besides, your Disco music will frighten the neighboorhood children and stampede the horses! Also, nobody wants to dance like Travolta anymore!
- Do not put out a Karaoke machine, period! Nobody wants to hear you drunk sing and that will cause your party to end and your guests to leave within an…
