President Xi of China has ordered all doorways at the summit meeting location to be widened and any other locations that the “Orange Fathead” might visit in order to accommodate his very large head. Normal size pillows in his bedrooms will be removed and replaced with sofa cushions for the same reasons. Doorknobs and bathroom fixtures will be reduced in size to accommodate his tiny hands. Children sized eating utensils including chopsticks will be available for his use instead of normal adult sized ones so Trump can eat. Finally, the toilet circumference will be doubled to accommodate Trump’s KFC and Mickey D’s enhanced butt!