People Who Make Me Nervous

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Generally, I’m an easy going, open minded, and adventurous fellow. But there are some people who make me nervous enough to change my mind. Here are a few:

I needed new glasses but my regular eye doctor retired. I went to a new optometrist’s office and sat in the waiting room. When the eye doctor emerged from the exam room, he was cross-eyed.
“See ya. I’m outta here.”

I called a glass installer because I had a cracked glass in my living room window. When the glass installer arrived at my door, the only tool he had in his tool belt was a hammer.
“Can’t touch this. Bye-bye.”

I wanted to replace an old finicky water heater so I called a plumber to come and give me an estimate. He drove up in a Porsche 911.
“Never mind, Sport.”

I went to get lunch at a sandwich shop I had never been to. I went in and the guy at the slicing machine was missing two fingers.
“Later. Not hungry anymore.”

I may be easy going and open minded, but I’m not that adventurous!