My car has a great safety feature to keep me safe if I start dozing off while driving. When it detects me nodding off, the car immediately finds the nearest patrol car, tailgates it while your car horn loudly sounds off. The cops usually pull you over to the side of the road so you can fully wake up. You might have to ignore their guns drawn on you and their screaming at you for a bit, though.

Hank Eng, 1950 - 2023, https://gofund.me/7c8969da
Hank Eng, 1950 - 2023, https://gofund.me/7c8969da

Written by Hank Eng, 1950 - 2023, https://gofund.me/7c8969da

Retired from the Aerospace Industry. I write Satire, Humor, and Funny stories. about the absurd things in life. medium.com/metaphorically

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