Mr. Harrison’s girlfriend never left him. It was only after the backyard was mowed that a giant sinkhole was discovered. Authorities were then called after cries of help were heard from the sinkhole. Professional Spelunkers were then dropped down into the sinkhole. They found and rescued Mr. Harrison’s girlfriend, a water meter reader guy, myriad cats, a Comcast repair guy, and a gas meter reader gal. They were lost in the “Brazilian” like rain forest of a backyard, when they suddenly and individually fell into the sinkhole at various times. They survived by trapping eating the hundreds of gophers and moles that were freely running around. They were fortunate that one of the water drip lines had also fallen into the sinkhole to provide drinking water for the survivors.