Mitch Mcconnell having tried out for and failing to become a Ninja Turtle, left the sewers and embarked on a new career. He left for the swamps of Washington D.C. and became a politician and leader of a group of nefarious Leeches. He convinced these greedy leeches to feed upon the body of Uncle Sam and slowly drain the life out of him. It will be up to the voters this November to burn off these leeches and turn Mitch McConnell into bad soup!