1 min readDec 15, 2018
Meanwhile, back at the Special Counsel’s office, we find Robert Mueller admiring his collection of chromed vintage handcuffs. “It won’t be much longer my friends” he whispered to his collection with a bemused look. He then turned to his Chief Of Staff and ordered, “Have the request for a live interview served on him, and tell him to leave his sock puppet, Mike Pence at home! I’ll get to Pence soon enough!”