Man Overboard

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I’ve been treading water for at least six hours since I fell overboard.

The boat I was on, is long gone.

It’s going to be dark soon.

I’m cold, scared, and hungry.

Suddenly something touched my shoulder

Panic set in.

Then I heard a sound.

It sounded like a voice.

“Sir, will that be with plain Mayo or Sriracha Mayo?”

“Oh. Sriracha Mayo is always best for Tuna Fish Sandwiches.”

Back to reality, I glanced around the diner, then grinning like a shark, I bit into my Tuna sandwich.

[Thanks to Mark Starlin for his help with this story.]