It seems that the key Republicans on the Senate Judiciary Committee all have humorous names.

1. Jeff “flake” Flake
2. Chuck “pothead” Grassley
3. Lindsey “dubious gender’ Graham
4. Orrin “not born but” Hatch
5. John “corn in where” Cornyn

This list is made in Frat House fun and not meant to be derogatory as I am tired from my sessions of lifting, training camp, Boofing, Devil’s Triangle, and beer. I like beer! I like beer! I like beer! I like beer! I like beer! But I did not black out!