I’m laughing hysterically! But really, how bad can it be? Guys don’t have to worry too much about performance problems in making her yodel so much anymore. It’s more like it’s great if you and her can achieve “Duet” yodeling, but if it don’t happen, just hand her the “Horseshoe”. There is one problem though, she can later want to get more experimental and expand her horizons with a variety of plastic or rubber phallus replacements. The collection can get too much to fit into an end table drawer so then now, you have to install two wall shelves in the bedroom. That too creates a problem as your cats will jump up onto the shelving and knock down all those phalluses daily which will require picking up. It will be endless. Another great story, Robert!