I’m a couple of years shy of being 70. In my quest for the “Be Best” Ultimate Senior Assholery Award, I am planning to organize a massive horde of electric golf cart riding ancient senile assholes to invade the next “Burning Man” event. These wrinkled, past their due date jerks, will be riding around aimlessly, cackling and leering at all the naked and semi-naked young people. The whole time while knocking back huge bottles of prune juice until nauseated or something else worse happens (like the exiting of all that prune juice). I’ll be out pounding on doors with my cane to recruit participants. Thanks for the funny read, Miles!