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Ideal Apps Wanted

Mostly by women

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Life Saver App

This app will make use of the Google Assistant’s or Iphone’s Siri’s ability to record all voice conversations and save in its history to be used as an event reminder for you. Here is an example of its possible use:

Wife- “You need to repaint the spare bedroom because my friends are spending the weekend with us in 2 weeks. They will be arriving 2 Fridays from now.”

You- “I’ll do it this coming weekend, I promise. I got lots of time.”

Many guys will forget that promise and most likely risk life and limb when the wife sees that the promise hasn’t been kept. She will likely proceed into full Sarah Conner, Ripley, or Black Widow mode upon your sorry butt. Life Saver will issue a reminder notification to start painting on the weekend that you promised. Its gentle voice will simply say. “Hey dumbass! Start painting!” That will save you a lot of grief and pain. This can be a popular app for men.

Shopsense For Men

This app will be installed by women on their significant other’s phone. It will save her time, the household budget, and prevent losing her voice from overuse. She will longer need to watch over or worry when her guy goes off unsupervised wandering around Costco, the supermarket, or Home Depot. This app will take her place of…

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Hank Eng, 1950 - 2023, https://gofund.me/7c8969da
Hank Eng, 1950 - 2023, https://gofund.me/7c8969da

Written by Hank Eng, 1950 - 2023, https://gofund.me/7c8969da

Retired from the Aerospace Industry. I write Satire, Humor, and Funny stories. about the absurd things in life. medium.com/metaphorically

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