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I see from the photo that Trump’s daddy’s firearm is a muzzle-loading long rifle. Here’s how it works: a measured amount of gunpowder is poured down into the barrel, then a cotton patch and a round ball projectile is tamped down into the barrel onto the gunpowder by the use of the ramrod. The proper use of the ramrod should compact the gunpowder, patch, and ball to ensure that there is no space or air gap between the 3 components. If there is any air gap left between the 3 components in the barrel, the firing of the weapon will cause the gases of the exploding gunpowder to escape in all directions and rupture the barrel causing injury (instantaneous face altering) or death. A correctly compacted load will allow the exploding gunpowder gases to go in only one direction and that would be toward the open front end of the barrel sending the ball projectile toward its target. I seriously doubt that “Cadet Bonespurs” will successfully kill anyone. His arrogance as a self-proclaimed “Stable Genius” will not enable him to read the instruction guide for the rifle or will he heed any guidance from a firearms instructor. His tiny hands will not be able to provide any force for the ramrod to properly compact the rifle’s load. The resulting damage to “Cadet Bonespurs” face will result in all the facial recognition security programs of his phone, computers, access to the White House and all the spaces within it to fail to recognize Trump and most likely lock him out, including access to his Mar-A-Largo home which should please Melania tremendously. I don’t wish injury or worse on “Ol Hawkeyes” Trump but I would probably laugh my ass off.

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Hank Eng, 1950 - 2023, https://gofund.me/7c8969da
Hank Eng, 1950 - 2023, https://gofund.me/7c8969da

Written by Hank Eng, 1950 - 2023, https://gofund.me/7c8969da

Retired from the Aerospace Industry. I write Satire, Humor, and Funny stories. about the absurd things in life. medium.com/metaphorically

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