I never worry about my eyebrows as I'm a dude. But this year, I must have reached the age where I have more gray than dark hair. I discovered that the gray/white hairs in my eyebrows grow 3x faster and thicker than the dark hair.

They look like caterpillars and I'm tempted to reach for a can of Raid Bug Spray. Also, what's up with these brown spots cropping up on my skin? My eyebrows also look like they're growing out toward each other as if they are ready to mate! Horrors! Where would their offspring show up?