I commiserate with you on your missing forks. You know whats even weirder? Losing only one chopstick from a pair of chopsticks. It’s akin to the missing sock from a pair of socks. I believe Space Aliens are stealing our forks, socks and chopsticks to put into some kind of museum on some unknown planet, labeling them as unknown tools of a primitive people. Thanks for a fun read, Ellie!