I always carry my two slices of pizza in my pants back pockets. I never lose them this way. Oddly, there are always a line of dogs following behind whenever i do so. Hmmm.
Written by Hank Eng, 1950 - 2023, https://gofund.me/7c8969da
Retired from the Aerospace Industry. I write Satire, Humor, and Funny stories. about the absurd things in life. medium.com/metaphorically