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Hey Roy, there is a solution to your problem. Your pants slide down because, at a certain age, men tend to lose their round butts (kind of like a tire going flat), or the roundness migrates into their belly area, and there is nothing for the pant waist to hang on to, causing their pants to slide down. That can be taken care of with suspenders. They come in a variety of colors and can look very fashionable! Think Larry King or David Letterman. You can do your part to prevent or diminish the national epidemic of “Plumber’s Crack” from coming into view when you bend over! I got mine in glow in the dark red racing stripes!

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Hank Eng, 1950 - 2023, https://gofund.me/7c8969da
Hank Eng, 1950 - 2023, https://gofund.me/7c8969da

Written by Hank Eng, 1950 - 2023, https://gofund.me/7c8969da

Retired from the Aerospace Industry. I write Satire, Humor, and Funny stories. about the absurd things in life. medium.com/metaphorically

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