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Fox News Network is now the official temporary employment agency for “Individual 1” to fill positions in the White House, Federal Government as department heads, or for staffing needs in various positions. No experience is necessary for any position. The only requirements or qualifications are to be loyal and worshipful of Trump, reasonable intelligence (but not necessarily a big factor), if you are a female applicant, we prefer blondes and you must look good in a bikini, all applicants must have all their teeth and have good smiles. We prefer white Christian applicants but will consider other races and religions. If you have worked for or are presently still working at Fox News Network, you already have one major advantage over other applicants- You already know how to lie and follow orders!

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Hank Eng, 1950 - 2023, https://gofund.me/7c8969da
Hank Eng, 1950 - 2023, https://gofund.me/7c8969da

Written by Hank Eng, 1950 - 2023, https://gofund.me/7c8969da

Retired from the Aerospace Industry. I write Satire, Humor, and Funny stories. about the absurd things in life. medium.com/metaphorically

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