Fearing that people’s assessment of him having “S**t For Brains” might be true, Scotty-Boy decided that maybe wearing Tactical pants may cause him to have tactical thinking in developing strategies to fend off 18 congressional hearings. But that didn’t seem to work. He then tried to purchase a Trump hotel mattress and have an underling pay for it, to appease Trump’s anger at him for buying a Ritz-Carlton hand lotion. But no staffer was willing to buy it for him, so being cheap, he bought a used one instead. Trump was still mad. Scotty-Boy was last seen leaving his EPA office carrying the mattress on his back with the bottle of hand lotion leaking through the back pocket of his Tactical pants while quietly sobbing!