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Elizabeth Newintown must have the physique of a female Dwayne “The Rock “ Johnson, she must be a sight to behold. A buffalo weighs at a minimum 1,000 lbs, to over 2,000 lbs. and even with a wooden fulcrum, it would be a tough thing for a woman to partially lift one. What I’m saying is that if a woman like that tells you to come over to eat her freshly baked apple pie, you do so, if you know what’s good for you! Plus, you best say that you liked it.

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Hank Eng, 1950 - 2023, https://gofund.me/7c8969da
Hank Eng, 1950 - 2023, https://gofund.me/7c8969da

Written by Hank Eng, 1950 - 2023, https://gofund.me/7c8969da

Retired from the Aerospace Industry. I write Satire, Humor, and Funny stories. about the absurd things in life. medium.com/metaphorically

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