Don’t Invoke Her Dark Side

Believe me, she won’t be pretty

Uh Oh!

You suddenly become aware of a disturbance in the force. You reach out into the universe to seek out the location of the disturbance with your mind only to discover that it was in the same room as you are in. Looking around the room, you find the source, it was emanating from your significant other. She has the look (see image above) of a Sith Lord ready to force choke you into a…