Christmas Shopping

Satire Goes With Everything

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I lie to myself every year. Perhaps it’s more of a resolution that I fail to keep. I make a yearly vow to complete all my Christmas shopping by the beginning of December. But it doesn’t happen. You know it happens to you too!

Parking takes an hour. You must drive your chariot in endless circles until a parking space appears. At times, it becomes a game of chicken as you and…