Chris Christie was considered for the position of being Trump’s Lead Attorney but White House staff discovered that he would be unable to fly to Washington D.C. Airline weight limitations and Christies’s physical body width would prevent him from going through a regular passenger aircraft access door hatch. The only aircraft that Christie can easily board along with all his meals, would be a C-130 military transport plane which has a drop down tail end ramp which can normally accommodate the weight and width of an Abrahms Tank. The cost of Christie’s air travels would have been prohibitive. Melania will also be able to wear her favorite jacket emblazoned with the Trump family creed of “I don’t care! Do you?” It was an easy choice.