Also, what the fuck is Paul Ryan wearing? Apparently, some of these Reptilians have some strange fetishes and habits. Not only do they roll around in “Essence Of Trump,” but have taken to an extreme form of safe sex practice of wearing full body condoms. Paul Ryan forgot about being on stage with Trump that day the photo was taken. His aid, have had to bang on his private office door to remind him. Ryan was wearing a body condom of his favorite color of blue. Realizing that he had little time to get to the stage, he ripped an opening in the condom to allow his head to poke through. He quickly threw on his clothes over the condom due to time limitations but did arrange the remnants of the blue condom to resemble a blue hoodie sweatshirt. Not many people were fooled.