Allan wrote: “Mr. Trump concluded his remarks in Topeka by inviting fellow sexual predators Brett Kavanaugh and Clarence Thomas to porn night at the White House.” Stormy Daniels claimed in her book, that Trump is a guy with Yeti pubes and a “Peen” like the mushroom character in the Mario Kart video game named Toad. It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool. The 3 men plan to see which of their “Peens” has the most spores after drinking many, many beers.