1 min readSep 28, 2018
After expending all his drunken rage at the Senate Committee Hearing, Brett Kavanaugh immediately went home afterward. His internal body dipstick told him that his body fluids indicate that he was at least 4 quarts low on beer. He ordered up a fast home beer truck delivery to remedy this situation. As he stated in his testimony of having a weak stomach, the beer truck was from COORS beer, which is a really disgustingly weak beer.