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A Clean Machine

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I had to wash the car, but I didn’t have any liquid car wash soap.

Then I remembered there were three packs of Crest toothpaste in the bathroom.

The toothpaste tube was the large family size. It guarantees that it will make your teeth bright, clean, and shiny.

Why not?

I used it to clean the car.

Now it is shiny, clean, and smells minty fresh.

Best of all, the car is protected from cavities.

And I have a winning smile!

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Hank Eng, 1950 - 2023, https://gofund.me/7c8969da
Hank Eng, 1950 - 2023, https://gofund.me/7c8969da

Written by Hank Eng, 1950 - 2023, https://gofund.me/7c8969da

Retired from the Aerospace Industry. I write Satire, Humor, and Funny stories. about the absurd things in life. medium.com/metaphorically

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